She's JV to your varsity
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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