some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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