Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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