god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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