So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
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