Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
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