I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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