I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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