Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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