Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
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