i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
They have beer where we have blood.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
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