My brain says no but my pants say off.
Small penises have feelings too.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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