So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
this boner is exhausting
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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