i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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