Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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