She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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