After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
We got so high we made milksteak
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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