I need help removing her.
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
Randomize
