It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
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