i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
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