Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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