you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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