Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
don't judge my taste in strippers
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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