Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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