i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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