hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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