I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
He kissed a someone with a penis
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
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