Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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