There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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