Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
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