You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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