I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
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