If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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