I wanna passion pit in your ass
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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