There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
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