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(804): View more from Virginia

id be glad to

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry

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(859): View more from Kentucky

Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt

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And?

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(919): View more from North Carolina

I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.

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(336): View more from North Carolina

i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.

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(520): View more from Arizona

You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.

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(802): View more from Vermont

Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.

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(+61): View more from Australia

I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that

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(574): View more from Indiana

I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!

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