let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
This gyro tastes like lonliness
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
Randomize
