before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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