At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
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