You work out of a Hotel?
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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