Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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