i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
Randomize
