Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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