So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Randomize
