I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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