doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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