You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
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