I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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