Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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