Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
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