This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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