You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I stole a fireplace last night.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
