We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
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