Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Oh god it's open bar.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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